Running through the motherfuckin graveyard got a sword in my hand
zombie killing, Blood spillin, I'm the fuckin man
Asutaroto took the princess, while the gettin was good
Now my metal armors rubbing up against my wood

The name is Arthur that knight that keeps these bitches in check
I'm full of ammunition so I gets respect

Jump on the log take a ride down the river
These punk ass bitches straight provented my dinner come on

I need a snack bitch get the fuck back...
throw my sword make your motherfucking face go splat
Hit me I'll explode my armor will be gone....man
It's cold outside on the fucking lawn

But I keep on going sword I'm still throwin reach in the trunk
and put on my clothin
Sit back, fuckin smoke a cigar while my man shows you noobs how to play the guitar bitch

Running through the cemetary with a sword in my hand
Plant killing, Blood spillin, I'm the fucking man
Asutaroto took the princess, I hate you all
Cause now I'm rnning through the woods with these fuckin blue balls bitch

The name is Arthur that knight that keeps these bitches in check
I'm full of ammunition so I gets respect
Jump on the log take a ride down the river
They spoiled my picnick, and ruined my dinner come on

Exiting the stage I got a smile on my face
Put Asutaroto in his fucking place
It's kinda cool because I needed my space
That dumb bitch is probably better off anyway (I'm a knight)

But I keep on going throwin my sword and reach in the trunk and put on my clothin
Sit back, fuckin smoke a cigar while my man shows you noobs how to play the guitar bitch